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DIARY OF MY FIRST BOOK TOUR
rrive
at Portland airport two hours early because am so excited to begin my
tour for my new mystery, Square in the Face.
Discover bad weather has delayed flights into SF. Pass time by going
to Powells. Clerk says paperback of Circles of Confusion
has been selling well—so well, in fact, they have none in stock.
They do have three hardbacks of Square, so sign them.
Arrive
three hours late at my hotel. Call escort Harper Collins has provided
me. Originally plan was to do “drive-by signings” at as
many stores as possible. She says she will be there in 20 minutes. Manage
to shower, change clothes, take off clothes just put on, iron them,
change back into them, and apply lipstick. No time for lunch.
Have heard
escorts often have a basket in their car with snacks, water, napkins,
etc.—and this one is no exception. Drink one water and inhale
a bag of Lays potato chips. Escort, who doubles as a flight attendant
for TWA, drives with one side of car located directly over stutter strip
marking lane. Decide not to comment.
Go to Book
Passage, a big independent similar to Powell's, in Corte Madera. Sign
stock, meet several clerks and owner—who picks up a copy of Circles
for himself. Dinner is sandwich from bookstore, eaten in car over a
plastic garbage bag spread over lap.
Not many
people turn up at M is for Mystery in San Mateo, but turns out parking
garages are all closed for earthquake retrofitting. Owner has flown
up to meet me. Conventional wisdom says a book tour is only partly about
meeting readers. It's more important to impress bookstore personnel
who will be there selling books long after you are gone.
Back in
dead quiet hotel room. Realize why so many authors drink on tour. Read
Cold Day in Paradise instead.
Plane to
LA the next day is cancelled. Manage to get on another flight. See Circles
in airport bookstore, and point it out to browser. He is so excited
he buys one, has me autograph it, and then tells clerk in amazed tones
that “the author” is in bookstore. On flight to LA, young
woman next to me buckles battered teddy bear on top of her lap. She
then reads Cosmo.
Do drive-by
signings in LA. Escort is guy who co-authored A Taste of Murder.
He tells me that Jerrilyn Farmer has just signed a three-book contract,
and that Barbara Saranella just got a rave review in the NY Times.
Read in evening at The Mystery Annex in Venice. All amazingly muscular
people on roller skates are gone from Venice at night, leaving only
scary homeless people. Still a fairly good turnout. Afterward, owner
recommends many authors, including Kate Ross, and talks about her untimely
death from ovarian cancer.
Next day,
Gregg Main, author of Every Trace, drives me to three signings
in LA. Only in LA could you drive for two hours and still be considered
in same city. Gregg refuses money for gas, although he does accept a
signed hardback. All three signings are well attended, although by last
one can't remember what have told whom. Fly home and discover have lost
three pounds. Decide to skip lunch all the time, until realize it was
just not drinking water and have not really lost any weight.
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